Charming English guy, 39, is looking to fill a position for a fulltime girlfriend.
The successful candidate should be aged 22-30 and should possess as many of the following attributes as possible:
Over 165cm, attractive, educated, fluent in English, intelligent, adventurous, out-going, extroverted, confident, talkative, outgoing, loyal and loving. All nationalities welcome.
In return, I offer full accommodation in a luxury apartment, all food and all expenses paid.
Responsibilities include ... very little. All the sunbathing and swimming you can handle, no need to work for a living, or do any chores, no money worries - life can be as easy as you want it to be. And I'm a very easy guy to get along with, as I'm sure youll find out as soon as we start communicating.
This is a serious offer - serious responses only.